People say that laughter is the best medicine, so this list of funny questions is sure to cure anyone, right? Well, we would like to think it will. Either way, these questions can create a feeling of fun and lightness in a world where there is plenty to get us down.
Take some time to be silly each day. Use these questions to help lift the spirits of yourself and others. The hope here is that these questions will be the starting point for several fun conversations with lots of fun stories full of wonderful memories, embarrassing moments, and silly scenarios. Bring on the belly aches!
Best Fun Questions to Ask
1. What’s your signature dance move?
2. What’s the most embarrassing thing that happened to you?
3. What food will you never share with anyone?
4. If you could kill off any character from a current TV show, who would it be?
5. What’s a holiday that doesn’t exist that you wish did?
6. If you could make a rule for a day and everyone had to follow it, what would it be?
7. If I were a pair of shoes, what would I be?
8. Would you rather be a hobbit or an elf for a day?
9. Would you streak across a football field for a million dollars knowing there’s a 50/50 chance you’ll get arrested for indecent exposure?
10. If you could have an unlimited storage of one thing, what would it be?
11. If you could eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
12. How much would you be willing to pay to a hacker threatening to release your browsing history to your friends and family?
13. After you survive 2020, what will you do with your life?
14. If you had to replace your hands with something other than paws or claws, what would you put at the ends of your arms?
15. If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would you choose to be?
16. What’s your fight song?
17. What kind of cult would you start?
18. What movie completely changes its plot when you change one letter in its title?
19. If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
20. If you could replace all the grass in the world with something else, what would it be?
21. How would you sum up the internet in one sentence?
22. If you had a pet parrot, what would you teach it to say?
23. What would your stage name be?
24. Would you rather shoot spaghetti out of your fingers or sneeze meatballs?
25. Would you rather always say everything on your mind or never speak again?
26. Would you rather have nosy neighbors or noisy neighbors?
27. Would you rather live where it is always winter or endless summer?
28. Would you rather eat a stick of butter or snort a tablespoon of salt?
29. Would you rather have a third leg or a third arm?
30. Would you rather eat raw eggs every day for the rest of your life or bathe in a tub of raw egg yolk every day for the rest of your life?
31. Would you rather live with one eyebrow shaved or just half a mustache?
32. Would you rather endure a two-hour lecture from the most boring professor ever or get up and dance for the whole class?
33. What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?
34. If you found out your internal monologue was actually audible for the past week, how screwed would you be?
35. How do you feel about pineapples on pizza?
36. What ridiculous, slightly plausible causes can you think of for things like cavities or headaches?
37. What conspiracy would you like to start?
38. If you were held at gunpoint and told that if you didn’t impress them with your dance moves, you’d be shot, what dance moves would you bust out?
39. What food would be the best to make a house out of?
40. What’s the weirdest crush you’ve ever had?
41. If your goal was to annoy everyone around you, what song would you play on repeat?
42. What would you choose as an animal sidekick?
43. What type of animal noise doesn’t seem like it should belong to that animal?
44. What’s your worst date story?
45. If you had to do it for one week, would you rather dye your eyebrows hot pink or wear hot pink eyelash extensions?
46. If you were a celebrity, what crazy names would you give your kids?
47. Out of everything in this room, what would be your first choice of a weapon in the event of a zombie apocalypse?
48. What’s the stupidest way you’ve ever injured yourself?
49. If you were the ruler of this state, what would be your first order of business?
50. If you had to flee the country, where would you choose to live?
51. What’s the sexiest animal on the planet?
52. If you could read minds, how would you use the gift?
53. What’s a food that you don’t think should actually be considered edible?
54. Would you rather skip or run, and never walk everywhere, for the rest of your life?
55. Have you ever noticed that those easy-open packages never seem to open that easy?
56. What’s your favorite dinosaur?
57. What day would be the worst day to die?
58. If you were to eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
59. What’s a guilty pleasure you have that you’re willing to admit?
60. What conspiracy theories do you believe in?
61. What songs would play over a montage of you maniacally slaying zombies (or vampires, killer robots, etc.)?
62. Would you rather be a dragon or own a dragon?
63. What would you leave to me in your will?
64. Would you rather be forced to wear shoes constantly for the rest of your life or never be allowed to wear shoes ever again?
65. What’s your favorite weird smell?
66. What was the last thing you did for the first time?
67. If you had the option of never sleeping again or never eating again, which would you choose?
68. If you were a serial killer, what would your modus operandi be?
69. If I were to summon you via black magic, which five items would I need to place in each corner of the pentagram?
70. If you could remove a color from the world forever, what color would you eliminate?